cakeballseverpee:

danielasrandomshiz:

Best friend: Capt. America

Lover: Black Widow ;)

First kiss: Loki

Enemy: Tony Stark

Cockblocked by: Tony

Killed by: Hawkeye

This was too good not to reblog:

Best friend: Black Widow

Lover: Black Widow

First Kiss: Bruce

Enemy: Hawkeye (obvss)

Cockblocked by: Hawkeye (obvsssss look at the realism here)

Killed by: Black Widow :/ it’s okay. I was probably evil and deserved it. 

Best Friend: Captain America

Lover: Captain America

First Kiss: Captain America

Enemy: Captain America

Cockblocked by: Captain America

Killed by: Captain America

sweatercider:

sherlockstark:

verbalizedmanic-depressives:

undefinedthought:

starexorcist:

blooferhugs:

annoyingkitty:

sammneiland:

wrexie:

“By talking about lovable qualities Socrates seeks to introduce a degree of order into the apparently chaotic realm of preference.”

“They are usually at bat in the last half of the ninth inning with the trying run on base, two men out, two strikes and three balls riding, with the possibility of the game being called on account of the rain at any second.”

holy fuck.

“‘I’ve seen bare chests before,” the Countess replied.

“Efface is also used to qualify a pose in which the legs are open (not crossed).”

mmmmm I see

also this is maya’s since she’s here and we’re reading it together, it’s her ballet dictionary

“The five interlocking Olympic rings are black, blue, red, white. and yellow because at least one of these colors appears on every national flag.”

Hmm this is going to be strangely accurate. Interracial, exhausting and doesnt happen too often but when it does….

oh wow I should shut up.

might as well.

… having a copy of the hitchhiker’s guide on hand may not always be the best key to life.

“Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.”

“Originally, behaviorists believed that all behavior arose from a chain of learned responses, the result of classical and operant conditioning.” (That’s code for bondage, obviously.)

“I’ve broken with tradition on some points.”

(clearly i will be a sexual deviant)

“Oh, yes, she can ensure his happiness, keep him in the university, make him a partner in the office, make his whole future secure; perhaps he may even be a rich man later on, esteemed, respected, and may even end his life a famous man!”

What the actual fuck.

“He started using rubber gloves and iodine, and boiling and sometimes burning used instruments, especially anything used with lockjaw.”

Imma get into some wierd shit this year… 

ohwhatsthematterwithmelove:

yellowlayercake:

Lana Del Rey | Off to the Races

Basically this song does things to me.

YES!!!! This is my FAVORITE! 

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seesawarsaw:

benni-cinkle:

queenanalcy:

FIRST TEN WORDS YOU FIND DESCRIBE YOU

cute princess perfect angel special fearless hot sexy queen diva 

puppet obese loser hold injured pengiun homosexual meme ugly smelly
OKAY THEN 

pancake eggroll puppet abortion puppet reggae lonely lesbian animal yellow

Hmmm… I seem to be a mean, dull-witted, homosexual Santa Clause that migrated to a foreign land, despite my cowardess and the fact that I am made of paste and also dead (which would make perfect sense when looking back on the whole paste thing), and for some inexplicable reason, hold.

measuringvolatility:

yokothetypo:

scruffynerdherder:

originalkazila:

senbo-sama:

Black Water Keep? Edgy. 

Blue Broccoli Sugar….We’re all wannabes

Blue Water Fire 

I’ll allow it 

White Tea War Machine

nice.

Maroon Cola Frenzy

 None Coco As…

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mongonga:

Doctor Who / Peanuts Mashup

by Larry Wentzel

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Does this make me a bad person?

nessfraserloves:

khaleesi:

spectro-phobia:

Hoorah for all the women who aren’t terrified to say the word pee pee without being laughed at. I say “potty” “Peepee” “kitty cat” when referring to genitalia/actions. I also say “pisser” “dick/cunt/pussy.” Problem?

That’s not the point.

The point is that this character and others like her infantilize grown women and box them into a teeny-tiny twee male fantasy that does not leave room for individual interiority or acting like a goddamn adult. This is one of many media-constructed ideals of femininity that revolves around the nonthreatening, as if this character using the words “dick/cunt/pussy” (nice use of slur there, by the by) would make her less attractive to men/break her out of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope and thereby her entire purpose would be lost. She is the male gaze personified; she has no purpose other than being adorable and nonthreatening to men.

And no, it’s not a problem to use diminutive language. It becomes a problem when diminutive language is used to signify an innocence that is supposed to be sexually appealing to men, as it does here.

^ THIS.

Also, I would argue that using diminutive language can actually be problematic. Not being able to comfortable communicate that some genitalia is a “penis” “vagina” or “vulva” — but rather only referring to them as things like “pee-pees” and “va-jay-jays” reflects a societal discomfort around the human body.

And if you can’t even say the names of the anatomical parts without flinching (or creating some kind of cutesy nickname) how would one effectively communicate their wants/needs/desires/boundaries when things actual get real in the bedroom?

Calm down, Chris Brown. The character is written to be naive, ditzy, and out of touch to fuel the story and provide for joke opportunities, not as some bizarre turn-on for male viewers. Look at the men in this GIF. Do they look turned on? Not at all, friends. And from what I’ve seen of this show, the men on it are stereotyped much more than the women. Childishness and innocence are common traits in women and men, and they can be funny. They do not become harmful just because they appear in a female character.

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thefingerfucker:

MY.

FUCKING.

CHILDHOOD.

LIFE.

 IT”S SNAPE!!!!

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sonlux:

That was fun.

 Have I ever been more jealous? Tough to say.

No you won’t.

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hoursago:

i am having a very hard time drawing anything that isn’t completely stupid

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astarlightinthegloom:

1. If I had a TARDIS, where/when would I go on my first trip and why?

  2. If I could regenerate into any already living person, who would I choose?

  3. What historical figure would I most like to fight aliens with?

  4. Would I rather work with Torchwood for life or be the Doctor’s companion for a year?

  5. Which Doctor Who character do I think I’m most like?

  6. Which Doctor Who character would I most like to meet?

7. What aliens would I most like to face?

8. What would my Time Lord name be?

9. If I was a regeneration of the Doctor, what would my trademark fashion staple be?

10. If I was a Time Lord, what would I look for in my companion(s)?

11. What language would I be most excited to have translated by the TARDIS and why?

12. What design would be on my fob watch?

13. What would my sonic screwdriver look like?

14. Would I rather visit different times on Earth or different planets?

15. If my TARDIS’s chameleon circuit broke, what would it probably end up stuck as?

For the love of David Tennant, please! <3

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accordingtoteleplay:

piyostoria:

brain-food:

In May of this year, Pixar animator Austin Madison kindly hand-wrote the following open letter to aspiring artists, in a bid to inspire them through times of creative drought. It’s a lovely, eloquent letter, and in fact contains advice valuable to people in many a creative field. It was written as a contribution to the Animator Letters Project.

Transcript

PIXAR

May 17, 2011

To Whom it May Inspire, 

I, like many of you artists out there, constantly shift between two states. The first (and far more preferable of the two) is white-hot, “in the zone” seat-of-the-pants, firing on all cylinders creative mode. This is when you lay your pen down and the ideas pour out like wine from a royal chalice! This happens about 3% of the time. 

The other 97% of the time I am in the frustrated, struggling, office-corner-full-of-crumpled-up-paper mode. The important thing is to slog diligently through this quagmire of discouragement and despair. Put on some audio commentary and listen to the stories of professionals who have been making films for decades going through the same slings and arrows of outrageous production problems. 

In a word: PERSIST.

PERSIST on telling your story. PERSIST on reaching your audience. PERSIST on staying true to your vision. Remember what Peter Jackson said, “Pain is temporary. Film is forever.” And he of all people should know. 

So next time you hit writer’s block, or your computer crashes and you lose an entire night’s work because you didn’t hit save (always hit save), just remember: you’re never far from that next burst of divine creativity. Work through that 97% of murky abyssmal mediocrity to get to that 3% which everyone will remember you for!

I guarantee you, the art will be well worth the work! 

Your friend and mine, 

Austin Madison

“ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE!”

(via Letters of Notes; Animated Letters Project) 

Because all of my friends in the arts need to read this. 

I don’t know how I haven’t reblogged this before. 

Why Pixar is better than you.

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